i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Blood and glitter go together right?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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