He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
me + whiskey = a bad person
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
