3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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