She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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