I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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