I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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