My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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