Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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