Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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