I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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