You're my little dorito
what if I'm pregnant?
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The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think people are normalizing furries
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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