Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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