your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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