i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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