good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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