ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
