is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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