That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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