My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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