Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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