So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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