That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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