Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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