Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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