Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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