I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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