And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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