There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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