I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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