At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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