he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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