That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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