im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Michael Bay diarrhea
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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