Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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