Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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