I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Come share oat with me in your robe
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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