Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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