I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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