Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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