Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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