I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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