with your own penis?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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