That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
