God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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