So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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