i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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