When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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