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(808): View more from Hawaii

i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?

(502): View more from Kentucky

Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

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(206): View more from Washington

i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin

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(216): View more from Ohio

I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written

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(443): View more from Maryland

Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.

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Youre asking too much from me

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