Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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