break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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