Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
