So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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