Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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