I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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