the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
