Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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